I think it took him about ten minutes to get from the entrance to our corner of the Santa Claus riding reindeer Sainsbury’s shirt, constantly stopped by one adoring fan after another. It was like if George Clooney entered a room full of middle-aged white women, or Sean Kernan entered a Quora convention everyone lost their vodka-soaked minds. After a couple of hours, he stopped trying so hard. It wasn’t that he wanted it any less, and I still don’t think he’d given up, but it was hard to sustain such focused adoration for that long. I have no doubt he went back to it later, after a RedBull and some ket, but he eased off for a while.
Santa Claus riding reindeer Sainsburys shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt
During that time, one of the men in the club took something of a shine to Santa Claus riding reindeer Sainsbury’s shirt. This guy was easily in his forties, big, sweating and lonely. He’d been circling the club for a few hours, nodding his head as if he was actually there to dance, and I made the mistake of making eye contact. He stopped just behind me, and head-nodding turned to hand-waving, and hand-waving turned to hip-snaking. My old friend and the rest of the girls either hadn’t noticed or chose not to step in. Not a problem it’s not their job to save me, and if they tried to they might be putting themselves in an uncomfortable position. As loathe as I am to admit it, this was a job for a man.
