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Official Weird Al Vintage Shirt

Official Weird Al Vintage Shirt! The following scenario probably sounds familiar: You’re at a party gabbing about movies with a friend and casually mention, say, ‘Batman Begins’ as part of a larger conversation having nothing to do with Batman. Suddenly, a guy over by the nachos turns around with a huge grin and you see he’s wearing a (vintage) Burton era Batman T-Shirt. You guys talking about Batman? He says, inserting himself into your conversation.

Official Weird Al Vintage Shirt, Youth tee, Ladies tee and V-Neck T-Shirt

Before you know it, this guy has you trapped in a corner telling you how Nolan ruined. Official Weird Al Vintage Shirt! The Scarecrow by discussing deep cut Batman stories from the 1940s like a history Ph.D explaining the political hierarchy of the Third Dynasty of Egypt. He’s sucking all the joy out of a movie you thought you liked before this conversation. Meanwhile, you’re trying to figure out an exit strategy from this guy’s space, and secretly berating yourself for coming to Jane’s party because she’s basic as hell and you don’t like her that much anyway.

Official Weird Al Vintage Shirt, Hoodie, Longsleeve and Sweatshirt

When it comes to Manson, I’m the guy in the Official Weird Al Vintage Shirt. So when I recommend ‘Helter Skelter’ as a good scary movie, you’re right to be a wee bit skeptical. Charles Manson has entered this weird legendary echelon of cultural criminal mythology with the likes of Jesse James, Jack the Ripper, and Al Capone. This means most people under the age of 30 know his name and know he did some bad things, but other than vague generalizations of character don’t really know much beyond that. The Manson murders are no longer part of the cultural zeitgeist.