If everybody could just shut the up for a minute shirt

Product Description

Daylight that mythical If everybody could just shut the up for a minute shirt creature mostly glimpsed out of the office window in the 27 months since Christmas, now stretches into the evenings. On the street, the candy-sweet chime of the ice-cream van harmonises with the lazy hum of Lime bikes. This can mean only one thing. The time has come. You open your wardrobe and reach for a floral dress. It is a rite of spring. Except that every year this precious moment is tarnished, just a little bit, by the voice in your head that insists on snarkily quoting The Devil Wears Prada. You know the line. “Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking,” says fashion magazine editor Miranda Priestly, withering a million ditsy prints on the vine without even raising her voice. But you know what? I want to wear a floral print dress when spring springs. So sue me. It is not reinventing the wheel, I get that, but it’s not supposed to be. Florals for spring isn’t about fashion, which is why fashion people are sniffy about them. Florals for spring is a ritual, a marker of time passing, a celebration of having got through another winter. Like taking the umbrella out of your bag and replacing it with a pair of sunglasses, it is as much a statement of hope as of expectation.

If everybody could just shut the up for a minute shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

Unisex shirt

Women’s shirt

Longsleeve shirt

Sweater

Hoodie

Other customers focus If everybody could just shut the up for a minute shirt on the quality of the garments. Pieces are “surprisingly good”, “really well made”, “not see through”. Texture points to quality: “Feels nice for the price.” “Doesn’t feel cheap.” “Im autistic and i hve sensory issues and if actually doesn’t itch at all.” They read like pre-emptive defences, or maybe expressions of genuine surprise. Only occasionally are customer reviews critical. A reviewer docks a star on a lilac off-the-shoulder bodysuit for the item’s shipping condition: “VERY WRINKLED ON ARRIVAL.” A cardigan review reports, distressingly: “texture was surprising.” But nearly every one, regardless of tone, is five stars. A perfect rating for a “fairycore” black ruffled dress says: “The material kinda sucks … And it kind of makes a lot of noise when you move. Almost immediately the top Lacey pattern snapped off.” A pink dress is “cute but looks kind of cheap, and idk where I would wear it to”. Taken en masse, there’s a feeling of camaraderie found in the reviews, of people sharing tips, suggestions and advice. But sometimes, the advice is bot to person. A comment on a mint-green dress: “Nice one and beautiful size size and beautiful dress size size and beautiful beautiful size and beautiful dress size size and beautiful dress nice size and beautiful dress size size and beautiful dress dress and dress dress size size and beautiful dress.”