Fucking Is My Cardio Shirt

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Designers’ most cited Fucking Is My Cardio Shirt inspiration was summer, which might sound basic but is anything but. With climate change setting record temperatures, and the world seemingly on fire (who can forget the apocalyptic darkening of smoke-filled skies?), the carefree summers of yore are starting to feel like Don Henley’s “Boys of Summer” song, a cherished memory. As if to combat the heat, designers built a sort of air-con functionality into their garments, opting for mesh, eyelet, lace, and other openwork techniques to offer ventilation. In contrast to these breezy looks were others that were slashed. And for those getting their hands as “dirty” as their jeans, by shredding and cutting, there are a good number of protective, and decorative, aprons.

Fucking Is My Cardio Shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

Unisex shirt
Unisex shirt

Women's shirt
Women's shirt

Longsleeve shirt
Longsleeve shirt

Sweater
Sweater

Hoodie
Hoodie

There you are Fucking Is My Cardio Shirt walking down the street looking fresh as hell in your crisp, organic cotton white tee. You bump into Hannah, and she tells you she had Thai for lunch. Cool, Hannah. Eventually, it’s time for the conversation to end, so you prepare to take your leave. You turn around, and then it happens. Your bold, unspeakably perfect sartorial choice hits her like a ton of bricks: Random beach scene. This incredibly stupid fictional scenario was brought to you by one of Closed’s handsome graphic tees. The plain white front and retro beach scene on the back combine forces to become so inexplicably handsome that I had no choice but to dub it one of the best T-shirts for men.

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