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Camping I’m retired every hour is happy hour shirt

What’s the point of getting in a Camping I’m retired every hour is happy hour shirt. Just put a tent on land because once you tie off it’s pretty much the same thing! And good luck getting up in the middle of the night with a case of diarrhea nope I’ll stick to land where all my gear and a crapper are easily accessible. Until you sink and drown, water moccasins slither aboard, an alligator takes you for a spin, or Jason Voorhees shows up out of the water and machetes you to death lol. Take your pick this will be your doom once you purchase our death tent. Everyone’s worried about alligators eating them, but I️m just curious to know what would happen IF people tried to have some fun time in there.

Camping I’m retired every hour is happy hour shirt, hoodie, sweater and v-neck t-shirt

Offical Camping I’m retired every hour is happy hour shirt

Would the tent rip apart and sink during the Camping I’m retired every hour is happy hour shirt, no way would any Aussie sleep on water unless they were the man Steve himself. You float the campfire on a metal plate that rests on another insulating platform of green wood all afloat strapped to an inner tube that is tethered to the tent. Roasting marshmallows etc is done with coat hangers attached to thirty-foot cane poles that can be made yourself or purchased at any fishing supply spot. There is an app for android and smartphones so all of the cooking goods are holographic so there is no cleanup and you can eat fried foods and meats.