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Just a regular mama trying not to raise an asshole shirt

The Just a regular mama trying not to raise an asshole shirt! My sister did that last year for her 80 birthday. The lady swinging on a vine down a hill, my grandpa tied a long time to a tree when I was a kid. As an adult, my cousin and I were going to try it again. I made her go first. She got a running start and over the edge. I’m mid-air the rope broke, rotted, and she fell so far and landed on her back! It was bad! Also, it’s a fucking plant. It’s not a sentient creature, it’s alive yes but so is every other fucking fruit and vegetable before it’s picked and put into your salad. Are people really defending the cruelty of plants now? What is it called when you don’t eat meat or vegetables?

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Look at how the Just a regular mama trying not to raise an asshole shirt. This is inhumane. You won’t see carnivores doing this. Now someone is going to complain about how we should just accept fruits the way they are and stop our fascist control and attempts to conform them to our desires rather than practicing tolerance. This generation really going down hill. Why are you shaping something you are going to consume that your body will turn into waste. Ppl need something to look physically attractive to them to survive now? And then the fact that everyone thinks it’s cool and truly natural is even more bizarre.