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I tried to be a good girl but then the campfire was lit and there was Rum shirt

I don’t care how much I love my homies or I tried to be a good girl but then the campfire was lit and there was Rum shirt, they’d have to buy their own and we all get fucked up equally. Who is this girl and why does she have a job where she just gets to drink alcohol and try a food and make faces about it. Also, where do I apply? After further review, I see that they have a list of 4 dollar shots and the frozen daiquiri boot is only 19. It is now back on the table. Ok, you will not be grabbing one of those 100 oz drinks and walking down the Strip with it. You will not be allowed to leave the bar with it. There is no glass allowed on the Strip.

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I tried to be a good girl but then the campfire was lit and there was Rum shirt! This reminds me of my 10-year-old. We had an absolutely pointless discussion, a 10-minute discussion at that, about why pudding has to be stirred. Plastic or glass is almost as pointless. Let’s get to the serious issues: is the drink any good, and how much? Don’t waste your money on touristy drinks unless the photos of you holding it are worth the $30 or more it will cost. You won’t get drunk off them and they’ll be melted and nasty before you get a quarter of it into your mouth. I need one of you lovely bitches to get engaged so I can throw your bachelorette party in Vegas and we can walk around with these. It needs to happen